My girlfriend is a stalker.
And I really fucking love her.
Is it really stalking if you like it and know I’m doing it?
p.s. I really fucking love you too.
Moscow Subway Ticket Machine Accepts 30 Squats as payment…YouTube VIDEO
by the amount that i use transit-i would get my workout in just with this!!
This is absolutely wonderful. Encouraging public transit AND planting the seed to a healthy population!
literally the greatest thing ever. WE NEED THIS IN AMERICA
BRING THIS TO BART STATIONS IN AMERICA PLEASE
THIS is my favorite website.
Life may suck, but at least I look decent today.
idk if its creepy that I’m reblogging something from so long ago but can we evaluate the hotness that is my girlfriend. unf baby.
I wanna not talk with someone
This would be my life in a gif set if I was actually there
Last night I thought I kissed the loneliness from out your belly button. I thought I did, but later you sat up, all bones and restless hands, and told me there is a knot in your body that I cannot undo. I never know what to say to these things. “It’s okay.” “Come back to bed.” “Please don’t go away again.” Sometimes you are gone for days at a time and it is all I can do not to call the police, file a missing person’s report, even though you are right there, still sleeping next to me in bed. But your eyes are like an empty house in winter: lights left on to scare away intruders. Except in this case I am the intruder and you are already locked up so tight that no one could possibly jimmy their way in. Last night I thought I gave you a reason not to be so sad when I held your body like a high note and we both trembled from the effort.
Some people, though, are sad against all reason, all sensibility, all love. I know better now. I know what to say to the things you admit to me in the dark, all bones and restless hands. “It’s okay.” “You can stay in bed.” “Please come back to me again.
If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect
First of all: bullshit.
Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.
how did you do that so smoothly?
girel you got game
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir